ladyatheist:

bad-dominicana:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

thinkspeakstress:

hamburgerjack:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

coldeyesthatburn:

bakeddd:

chocolate mayonnaise cake

• click here for recipe

this cake has mayonnaise in it??!

nah bro Im gucci

dfklghjadfkjvhasjl sklfbjl NO

Where ya’ll find this shit

In the sixth grade, one of my friends made mayo cake. That shit was nasty as hell. Dry as fuck and tasted like hot mayonnaise and milk. Ewwww.

crying rn

;__;

MORE FOR ME THEN

thisgingersnapsback:

lacigreen:

thenewavengers:

“Hmmm, I’m kinda bored, lemme see what Laci Green is up to…Oh, she has a website now? Okay, lemme juuuust…”

LMAOOooo 

brb, dying

#your bed won’t protect you

oogishkamaanisee:

queernonymoose:

pixyled:

tyr4nnicide:

systemofadowny:

actually in tears 

I am crying omfg. When he psychs it up though, that’s exactly what goes on inside my head before I kill an insect (yeah the voice in my head is black) “oh shit wait let me get a magic wipe first” …  I can’t even OMFG.. “you can’t even tell I killed nuthin” Like he would get sent to prison or s/t hhahahaa

You guys… this is the exact thing I go through every time I encounter a bug. LMAO

Literally one of hte best things on the internet. Never not reblog.

This is exactly what I fucking had in my dorm room at Amherst.

I freaked hte fuck out.

omg I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am right now 

marcelovieira:

anniedraws:

mischiefloki:

calysto1395:

vrlmvrlm:

queenofzan:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

thor what are you doing

^

It’s Wholock.

I know! I laughed, grabbed it out, and took it home with me. Now I just need to find people to play with.

Check out the game I found in the trash at school.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

lostismyconstant:

“You’re the closest thing I have to a friend.”